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Why You Should Buy Your Own Bowling Ball

April 27, 2018 by gmg Leave a Comment

Bowling is a fun, inexpensive sport that’s easy to share because it’s easy to learn. While your friends may not be bowling pros, anybody can drop by the lanes and pick up the gist of the game. And if you want to get serious about bowling, your new gear won’t break the bank. All you need is a beginner bowling ball.

5 Reasons to Buy a Bowling Ball

  1. Country Pro ShopUp your game. You’ll be able to master different shots because you’ll have a bowling ball calibrated specifically to your needs. Instead of adapting for different weights, grips, and potential curves every time you grab a new ball, you’ll be able to practice more efficiently.
  2. Bowl more safely. Did you know that bowling with the wrong ball increases your risk of injury? If the grip or weight is off, you can put added strain on your wrist, elbow, arm, and fingers. Owning your own bowling ball decreases this risk by tailoring specific elements to your needs.
  3. Bowl faster. No more searching the racks for the right ball! You already have the perfect weight bowling ball in your bag, and the finger holes are drilled just for your hand.
  4. Peace of mind. At Rab’s Country Lanes, we keep all our bowling balls in top shape. That means cleaning and polishing them every day to limit gunk and germs. But you never know if the bowler who just dropped the ball back on the rack had the flu last week. Owning your own ball gives you peace of mind!
  5. Feel like a serious bowler. Only serious bowlers have their own ball! Go ahead and brag about it. We won’t tell anyone how often you’re really here.

Whether you have a ball, you need a ball, or you just want to use ours, Rab’s Country Lanes is the best bowling you’ll find on Staten Island.

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My Mediocre Bowling Experience

August 11, 2017 by gmg 1 Comment

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Note from the author: Hello. If it’s alright with all of you, I’d like to stay anonymous as to not endanger the lives of my family and friends. First off, I’d like to thank Rab’s Country Lanes for giving me this outlet to write this very incriminating piece. Unfortunately, I can’t go into too much detail as to how my sources came across this wealth of troubling information, but I will share it with all of you.

The Mediocre Bowling Association, a self-proclaimed “league,” has been in existence since 2012. They claim to provide people who aren’t very good at bowling with an experience that mirrors being a member of a professional league. As they head into their 6th season this Fall, they are pulling out their usual stops trying to get unsuspecting victims to shell out money for a chance to dominate local alleys with their bowling “skill”. Like previous years, they’ll hold once monthly bowling tournaments from September to April each season, with a variety of themes and trophies. They reward those who finish with the highest score, the most mediocre score, and for throwing the most gutter balls.

But unlike their league officials, I wouldn’t exactly consider this league “professional.” On game day, they can usually be seen cleaning out most of the booze from Rab’s High Roller Lounge. They frequently overwhelm the bartender with requests for 2-for-1 pint specials and bottomless White Russians. According to witnesses, one “league official” even had the audacity to think that the big sandwich that is usually laid out for the bar patrons who come to watch the NFL each Sunday was actually for THEM! Some of them are crude, rude, and uncouth. And you can’t miss them in their offensively orange matching tee shirts.

Then, there are the events. Some team, some individual? Make up your mind! They claim the games are always different to “keep things interesting”. Am I the only one who misses the good old days when bowling was boring?! Their trophies, which they tout as coveted pieces of majestic hardware is nothing more than homemade knick-knackery. Gold glitter can often be found trailing behind them throughout the lanes.

Recently, an inside source sent me photos from within their operation. These leaked images show an assortment of scandals. Posh NYC headquarters? Looks like a house to me. Online merchandise shops? Staff? Professional league status? You be the judge.

mediocre bowling flag

This flag was found outside the “Headquarters” even though it was simply a house.
Nice try, folks.

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Season membership cards just tossed into miscellaneous drawers.
You can cut a hand on all of those scissors.

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According to the official MBA Yearbook, “Ripkin” is the League Intern. This is clearly a dog. Not to mention a violation of NYC Labor Law 152A-F.

stairs to nowhere

The stairs to the basement of the house clearly break several city ordinances.

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The Gutter Trash Award and the White Russian Trophy are on wobbly metal shelves up against a wall with chipping paint. Doesn’t look like a warehouse to me.

Can you believe these people? Not only do they operate under complete falsehoods, but they actually convinced people in Boston, MA and Lancaster, PA to start their own chapters as well! According to their social media posts, they have the same loose leadership as the main branch of the Association. If anybody outside of these areas reads this, I implore you DO NOT START YOUR OWN CHAPTER. I would simply stick to what has worked all these years: Standing on the sidelines out of fear of not being good enough to join a regular weekly league.

Under all the pomp and circumstance, the real emphasis of the league seems to be having a good time (far from what their website touts as the goal of bringing glory and honor to your family through handicraft awards). But the people need to know, the MBA cannot be trusted. They only care about bad bowling, drinking their weight in booze, loud music, and having fun WHILE receiving “trophies” for doing it. Doesn’t sound like a good deal to me. Here is a link to their “professional” website if you want to check it out for yourself, though I wouldn’t advise it.

Unless you plan to write them a strongly worded letter . . . then it would be ok I guess.

HELP ME,

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NY News 1

October 12, 2016 by gmg Leave a Comment

It may seem more like something you do on date night, but bowling can be great exercise. Hundreds of kids flock every week to a bowling alley on Staten Island for a fun workout. NY1’s Roger Clark paid a visit for this Fit Kids February Report.

Nothing like the sound of those pins getting knocked down. Just ask Sarah Tolnes, who bowls Saturday mornings at Rab’s Country Lanes on Staten Island.

“I really like to get a lot of strikes but that doesn’t happen often,” says bowler Sarah Tolnes.

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NY News 1

October 12, 2016 by gmg Leave a Comment

If a game of bowling doesn’t already strike you as fun, now may be the time to give it a try.

National Bowling Week gets underway tomorrow.

Bowling alleys around the country are offering contests, clinics, and other events aimed at promoting the sport.

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NY Daily News

October 12, 2016 by gmg Leave a Comment

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Forget fries and stale chips. At this Staten Island alley, pizza and hefty heroes fill the bellies of bowlers. The New Dorp Lane location of Gennaro’s Pizzeria is an Island favorite, but the Gennaro’s-run snack bar and diner at Rab’s is far more fun. In between knocking down pins, patrons line up for standard slices ($2) or Sicilian style ($2.50) . If you bring a group to this family-friendly hangout, go with a large pie for $11. A Sicilian will run you $17, while the ricotta-rich white pie is $14.

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New York Post

October 12, 2016 by gmg Leave a Comment

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– Rab’s Country Lanes
Slap on a pair of hideous shoes, grab a slice of pizza and a beer, and hit one of the 48 lanes for cosmic bowling. And even if you roll under 100, chances are no one can see you anyway. 1600 Hylan Blvd.; (718) 979-1600

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Silive.com

October 12, 2016 by gmg Leave a Comment

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STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Tom Cruise made it look so easy in “Mission Impossible.” Ditto for a dancing thief in “Ocean’s 12.” And Catherine Zeta-Jones proved herself just as limber in “Entrapment.”

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Silive.com

October 12, 2016 by gmg Leave a Comment

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STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Native son Carmine Giovinazzo, star of the TV series “CSI: New York” and “Graceland,” was spotted around town as of late.

The actor, who just guest-starred on “Criminal Minds” and returns to Staten Island from time to time to make appearances at charitable events and galas, made a stop at Rab’s Country Lanes over in Dongan Hills to wish Joan Schwed a happy birthday.

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Mommy Poppins

October 12, 2016 by gmg Leave a Comment

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Bowling is a perfect indoor family activity when you find yourself with some spare time (sorry—couldn’t resist). At about age 5, children really start enjoying it, making it an ideal family outing. Bowling birthday parties are a hit for the school-age set and most venues offer special packages and pricing.

There are traditional bowling alleys—think leagues, snack bars, pro shops—in the outer boroughs, but Manhattan’s spots err on the side of grown-ups. Don’t worry though: Kids still can bowl in the borough—you just have to know when to go. Here are 16 places to bowl with kids in New York City, across all five boroughs.

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Silive.com

October 12, 2016 by gmg Leave a Comment

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STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. – Laurie McAuliffe, a former owner of the now-defunct Victory Lanes, remembers when the 10-lane Castleton Corners neighborhood bowling center bustled with patrons, most of whom were league kegglers, all vying to take home the championship trophy.

That was over 20 years ago, when there were seven Staten Island bowling establishments, each with packed lanes daily. Victory Lanes shut its doors in 2004 after the real estate on which the bowling alley sat became more valuable than the business itself.

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